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Cop Demotivational Poster


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


Rock Paper Scissors -




ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


Detroit declares bankruptcy -


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 4.97/5

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curlyrocks - July 26, 2013, 10:20 pm
Good by Detroit, hello Delta City!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:33 am
I can hear the Robocop theme in my head! Thanks for the memories!
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 1:54 am
One of my favorite films of the '80s. How prescient.


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny ho*** the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of d*** lazy a**ed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em


TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners f***ing hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!


HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it


TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.37/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile


TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


IT'S HOT OUT THERE -


TAGS: us heat wave coping
Rating: 4.94/5

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mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it h** enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


ONE DAY -




KNOCK OFFS - Hellno Kitty!


TAGS: copied brand names
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - October 12, 2013, 12:24 am
Well thank you, glad it gave you a guffaw!
horkbijar - October 11, 2013, 6:05 pm
....BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA*gasp!* this is freakin awsome!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 11:25 pm
And thank you for the laugh.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 10:50 pm
Hear the ending is pretty much a copy of all the others...teehee. Thanks for the read kyronic.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
I kind of want to see that movie now... I have a feeling it'd be better than Superman Returns.


COURAGE -




BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore




ACE VENTURA LANDING -


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
LOL!
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


ESPECIALLY A NOISY SHADOW -


TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.


TAGS: helicopter army mace
Rating: 4.12/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am
I like my use of that pic better.


HATE BEING ARRESTED? -


TAGS: black cops
Rating: 2.93/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:34 pm

he ain't kosher either
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
ooooooo I'm telling your Rabi!
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

well I love my bacon.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
DWB? What's wrong with being "Down with Bacon?" Isn't everyone?
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm

It is a sad that in many places "DWB" is a fact of life.
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:07 pm

probably got approved by accident, and btuis, racism is not funny. Maybe you should walk a mile in another mans shoes before you laugh at him
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag oh fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag ah fagfagfagfagfagfag
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 7:50 pm
how was this approved?
btuis - February 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh hahahahahahahahahahahahah ah hahahahahahaha
OMGOSH - August 11, 2009, 9:43 pm
ROFLMAO


IT TAKES A HEART... -


TAGS: military scope sniper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm
ROFLMAO! 5 sh**s to my funny bone. Lol!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:28 pm
by far one of my faves of yours! 5l
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:57 pm
ooohh...bang! You're dead.
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 2:54 pm
nice =)


MURPHY'S LAWS OF FLIGHT - Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.


TAGS: helicopter funny face
Rating: 3.14/5

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Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:30 pm
All hail the Jesus Nut!
Jetman - May 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Autorotation, now's not the time to learn it!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!


TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am
Good one zoom!


HELICOPTER PILOTS AND MECHANICS -


TAGS: helicopter
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:33 pm
I'm guessing - if you're at liberty to say - in your experience, you've had your run in with these incidents?


AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer




NINJAS - a real one wouldn't even be in this picture


TAGS: ninja fail gun cop party
Rating: 3.4/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:22 pm
"So, how smart did getting my nightstick across your skull with full-force feel...?"
Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:57 am
If you take a policeman's gun from him (or try) it is his JOB to a**ume you intended to shoot someone (possibly him) with it and act accordingly. "It was just a dumb joke" makes a poor courtroom excuse.
Cheeseman - January 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
I'm surprised the cop doesn't just shoot him once he nows wants going on. In australia they will shoot you for doing some dumb party **** like that. At least throw you in jail for a few months. RESPECT THE LAWS i.e physics, governing law etc....
djg781 - December 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
wtf stupid pigs


SENSE - This makes none.




SEGA AND NINTENDO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY OF THIS -




GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -




SWAT - When you know you're bad-ass




TEAMWORK -




COPS - Always on the Job




Bobby -


TAGS: britain english police gun cop
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:17 am
Britain, Canada, and a whole bunch of other countries with a fraction of the USA's crime rate and police forces not globally famous for how many unarmed black people and friendly pet dogs they shoot per year.
JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:27 am
Thanks, Missy and Edge :)
Thedge - December 22, 2014, 7:42 pm
And... it works. 5'd
MissPriss - December 22, 2014, 7:39 pm
Ah yes, Canada, being a British colony...we have the same methods of upholding the law...5L!
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:53 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 12:52 pm
Grazie.
Oldsod - December 22, 2014, 12:11 pm
Awsome...
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 12:00 pm
Primo
JesusWept - December 22, 2014, 5:30 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 22, 2014, 5:23 am
funny 5er


JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.




HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




20 SECONDS -


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 2.44/5

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JELLY-FILLED -




CATS LAND ON THEIR FEET -




AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


RUSSIAN LIVING -




PERSUASION - "Can you open your mouth wide and keep it shut at the same time?"


TAGS: cops sh**gun
Rating: 3.71/5

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GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!


TAGS: gingers g 20 protestoers rioters cops police swat
Rating: 2.71/5

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lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
most people that have those stupid peace signs are hypocrites
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
Awe, and she even has all those peace signs on her shirt.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 8:33 pm
Unless she's with PETA, she's a keeper.


LITERAL MEANINGS -




LULZ - I no-scoped JFK


TAGS: lulz i no scoped jfk lee harvey oswald
Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Approved!


BETTER TIMES -


TAGS: school life times copy cheat
Rating: 4.85/5

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MashiMashi - May 5, 2013, 9:20 am
What's that joke about the professor knowing that his student plagarised his paper from a magazine....he even copied the subscription renewel form


TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




OCCUPY GUN HOLSTER - A REAL MENACE


TAGS: cop
Rating: 4/5

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STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...


TAGS: stereotype cop donut
Rating: 3.11/5
LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.


LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?




COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845




NASA -


TAGS: culos copycats
Rating: 4.74/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:38 am
Most excellent.


WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?


TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...


PROFILING -


TAGS: cop ticket
Rating: 1.91/5

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good cops -


TAGS: most cops are good cops
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
excellent
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!


No, officer... -


TAGS: cop pulling over cannibal long pork march calendar
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 3, 2014, 8:38 pm

Trying to keep up with Kai's pace
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:49 pm
two in a row....better take that nap


Excuse me, police? -


TAGS: cops cat stupid calls
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 2:09 pm
thanks, guys!
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 1:28 pm
excellent, very funny a 5er
GaryO - May 30, 2015, 12:30 pm
sweet


AFGHANISTAN -


TAGS: us mall cops
Rating: 4.93/5

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ESCAPADES -




I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




FRISKING - watch where your puttin those hands officer


TAGS: dog cop
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2012, 12:52 pm
One more quick one….. Quit wigglin’ so much…. OK, wiggle…….more.
steve1961 - August 15, 2012, 12:19 pm
Thanks, Gary...now get off my leg!
GaryO - August 15, 2012, 11:54 am
Geezus, make a few middlin’ to decent posters, create a fun ramblin’ thread, be a genrly happy dawg, but sniff one human hind end, and what do they call ya? Uh, Steve, now that I’m under the bus, well, I forgive ya, cause you smell g-o-o-o-o-o-d!!!
steve1961 - August 15, 2012, 11:27 am
"I swear, Officer...the guy you want is named GaryO! I'm innocent!"


roflcorgi -




RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.


TAGS: red foreman 70s show robocop
Rating: 2.3/5

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am
touche


BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.


Skill Checks -


TAGS: helicopter
Rating: 1.92/5

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Fred T - December 15, 2008, 6:29 am
If he walked away from that Id say he rolled his save at least
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 2:16 pm
If thats a ROFLCopter then it ROFL'd poorly.


DETROIT - even Robocop couldn't stand a chance


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 4.83/5

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TAIL ROTORS -


TAGS: army helicopters afghanistan
Rating: 4.45/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
LOVE. 5L Airman.


NO PARKING ZONE -




FLYING EAGLE - I can recognize the calls of practically every bird in North America.this one i don't know.


TAGS: eagle helicopter airforce hind
Rating: 3.64/5

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corneredbadger - July 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
you dont wanna hear the call of this one. it means your dead, or soon will be.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
interesting paintjob for a Russian Helicopter. I like it though =)


SO - What they get you for?


TAGS: dog deer cop
Rating: 3.54/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
A bear entered this womans house. So she locked in the house and called the police. They arrived and let the bear out and returned it to the wild. What'd she think they were gonna do? Arrestimicate it.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Charge: Piracy on the open water-away. Yes itz a municipal violation, I don't understand the summary arrest though.
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 12:29 pm
Yeah I just flat out missed it.
sickartist - January 29, 2010, 6:27 am
LOL Try and cut the website name off the bottom next time.


UNDERCOVER POLICE CARS - DAWGS DON'T KNOW ITS BACON


TAGS: cops dawgs funny
Rating: 3.1/5

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sickartist - January 25, 2010, 5:31 am
Nice one 5L


ROFLCOPTER - It exists!


TAGS: roflcopter
Rating: 3.05/5
King Logicass - May 3, 2009, 2:20 pm
the official Motifake Transport
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:38 pm
EPIC!!


COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.


TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!


VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!




CHILI - IT'S SO HOT, THAT YOUR MOUTH STARTS TO JERK OFF. -


TAGS: chili pepper jerk off fail mouth start roflcopter lol
Rating: 1.81/5
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 5:58 pm
That's not chili. Those are chiles.


WHAT GOES UP -


TAGS: apache helicopter
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - January 12, 2012, 1:57 pm
This would also be good at MilitaryLulz.


COPYRIGHT LAWS - They exist for a resaon.




DUI/DWI Police -




PRIORITIES -


TAGS: grim reaper coppers
Rating: 4.95/5

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Derek - October 16, 2010, 8:53 pm
The scythe is mightier than... everything.
suenero - October 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Why is it that the darker things are, the funnier they are? 5L's


Out of No Where -


TAGS: plan running cop out where
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 2:01 pm
Gawd, I HATE it when that happens! 5 ROTFL lions


GRAVITY IS CONSISTENT -


TAGS: helicopter gravity
Rating: 4.88/5

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grimbldoo - September 22, 2011, 9:13 pm
for that it would need something to pull air inside of it, and possibly some lungs
ICEMAN - September 20, 2011, 2:01 am
A common misconception... There is no gravity, the Earth sucks.


Sweden -


TAGS: cops sweden h** babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)


CONFORMITY -




BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken




love is a battlefield -




THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?




SWEDISH POLICE -




SHOPPING BAZAAR -


TAGS: afghanistan mall security mall cop
Rating: 3.91/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 7:30 pm
But, he's more of a target than they are! That means he's endangering their lives. That means they're escorting him, like a human shield.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:51 am
Thats Something 5L


CROP CIRCLES - PROOF THAT THERE ARE ALIENS OUT THERE....OR, Proof that there's a group of people with no life...


TAGS: cop circles life no fail art
Rating: 3.9/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 2:26 pm
That's actually quite beautiful.


FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE - This is your Captain speaking: This morning's breakfast will consist of: A 5 course meal of hot lead crammed down your throat Washed down with a tall cold glass of bittersweet helpessness




POLICE - They're not ALL pepper-spray brandishing d-bags I hope you're taking notes Occupy Wallstreet Cops




POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled.


TAGS: monster truck cops fail owned
Rating: 3/5

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shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm
i wanna get f***ed in the arse
shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
im g**
ya mother - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
f*** yeah


SWINGS - IN SOVIET RUSSIA ARE FOR COPS




SPOTTER -




SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it




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